I'm really not kidding...

I bought this because it has contrast stitching in NEON!!!  Or so I thought...

Forever 21+
Contrast Stitch Striped Hoodie
$22.80

You see a friend of mine has this from Forever 21...just not in Plus.  Hers didn't have the hood but I could swear they looked the same online, sigh.  The stitching is just green...I mean it's OK...but I'm not in love.  Most likely it's going back...but we'll see.

Playtime?

Uh, yeah...playtime was over before it could even get started.  The sad part is I actually really liked how this looked on me...but...and this is a big but.



ASOS CURVE Blocked Print Playsuit




$62.06
NOW $34.48

The slightest bend at the waist and this romper/playsuit went straight up my butt!  Apparently I have a long torso!  Eh, it was worth a shot!

Aloha

Big girls can't do stripes?  Cha yes we can!  Just have to do them right...and it helps to be honest with yourself...or have really honest friends.  What do I mean by that?  Well if you don't look good in it you should be able to say "bye bye"...and if you can't, have a friend that can let you know that just because it fits doesn't mean it looks good.

Forever 21 Plus
Striped Gladiolus Flower Top
$15.80

I'll assume that because I've received a bajillion complements on this top that it looks amazing on me...just sayin.

Office Drama

Well...the other kind of "office drama"...the kind you bring with your attire...and this jacket says it all!

ASOS CURVE
Ruched Sleeve Drapey Jacket
$138.49
$73.51

Shocker, it's from www.asos.com again... you could say I'm obsessed...because I am!  I think I got a pretty sweet deal being that it was on sale and I saved 20% on top of that with an email discount code...so $58.81.  You've got to sing up for emails people and read them...savings await! 

Lace

I'll be honest, this could be all wrong for me.  The color appears as though it would blend perfectly with my flesh...and well...it's all covered up.  I'm not saying I like slutty items, but I do know that wearing a v-neck helps to make me appear longer...and when you look longer you look thinner.

ASOS CURVE
Lace Insert Shoulder Shift Dress
$57.38

That being said I need to give this a shot.  It's good to try things you like even if you think that they might be all wrong for you...and better...it's a nice surprise when something does work out.  Here's hoping this works for me!

On to the Next One

I wanted it...I bought it...it came...FAIL!



Forever 21+




Geometric Blouson Top
$22.80

There was no way this sucker was going to fit over "the girls"...sigh.  It's hard I tell ya...I fall in love with things...I start planning where I'd wear them and what I'd wear them with.  This top was going places...in my head!  Oh well, no matter what your shape...you can't win them all!  This one is going back...on to the next one!

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Family vacations...for many they were spent at one of the Disney Parks...in California, Florida, Tokyo, Paris or Hong Kong. 

Forever 21 +
Scribbled Mickey Top
$15.80

So answer this...why is all the cute apparel for the smaller girls?  I don't have any upcoming trips to any of the Disney Parks but you better believe I'm now prepared with this oober cute top from Forever 21 +. 

Disney, if I can fit in your rides how about you make cute shit in my size!